You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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