would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I believe in your delicious
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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