11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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