How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Randomize
