Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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