you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
