areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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