when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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