How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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