I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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