Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
True strength comes from lack of pants
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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