I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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