In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Randomize
