Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I have fence marks all over my body
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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