we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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