i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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