I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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