don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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