I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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