You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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