he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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