So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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