brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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