direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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