Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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