we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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