I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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