bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
