There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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