oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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