Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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