I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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