So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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