I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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