what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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