make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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