I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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