dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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