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i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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