Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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