ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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