The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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