Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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