Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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