So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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