She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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