When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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