I hate your face
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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