it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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