Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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